slick meat

Any processed meat product that has a shinny outer surface. Typically used in describing meats that have been formed or shaped and it origins can not be identified with out the package label.

Bologna and hot dogs are the most common slick meats.

by Brian Hagmeier May 21, 2008

bts meal

A waste of 10 dollars for 10 shitty nuggets

Vincent - Yo lets get the really worth it BTS meal
Colin - No that's a waste of money dumbass

by Saltyboy69 June 17, 2021

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

meat truffles

a man's testicles

that's a kick in the old meat truffles

by litlelev March 31, 2009

meanieface

F ive year old insult that is pretty serious, if your five years old

"Daddy that man is a meanie face" "Where is he i'll kill that meanieface!!!!!"

by Homasmhitz April 27, 2006

Meatism

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.

"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"

by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008