dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

by CasetteFM September 11, 2009

Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.

who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!

by Mrs. Delonge June 10, 2010

Matthew

Edgy boi

Man, Matthew is such an edgy boi

by Blrhvoi July 11, 2020

Matthew Tyler Smith

Homosexual male, very lazy, never works

Matthew Tyler Smith is such a lazy worker, he never works and all of his packages look like shit

by BigPapa334466 April 24, 2020

isaiah matthew lawrynowicz

He is a wild loud person he can retain he is always on top of trends on social media he is stunning never likes settling down for a girl but is stuck on one he loves games and music also he is naturally strong and protective at times he is the the absolute best boyfriend and his dark eyes are overwhelming. And is the bestest friend I could've asked for and he is very popular.

Isaiah Matthew lawrynowicz being defined is a very friendly person and is loud

by Sexy men mentioned November 6, 2017

Matthew and sofiya

Ok so basically I’m a monkey

Monkey be like very yummy I love monkey. I l Be like monkey. Skdjsksjdjsjsjsjsjdjdjdjdj. Matthew and sofiya are monkeys

by Matthew fortnite master October 19, 2020

Matthew

A fuckboy who does not love you. All they want is to get with you and break your heart. They have hairy chests, and they will never actually be there for you. Be careful when you meet a MATTHEW.

"His name is Matthew."
"Be careful I saw him with Allie yesterday."

by rank September 1, 2018