loser magnet

Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.

Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.

by BobbyRayM January 11, 2008

Manette

Any female who has had so much plastic surgery and upgrades, that she know now resembles a man.

"Besides the nice rack, that chick is a total Manette."

by ChrisInSacramento November 8, 2006

market witch

Someone who has gained incredible and inexplicable commercial success. E.g. Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey.

"Martha's worth TRIPLED while she was in the joint? She must be some kind of market witch."

by The great definer March 8, 2005

magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

MarketFarting

Also known as farting so hard that you make a literal market out of it
WHICH MEANS
you can basically sell your farts for like idfk 23 Kooni dullers (gets you 3 whores in total)

"OOOOOOO i just farted so hard i started a MarketFarting"
"congrats bish now go fuck dose hoes before big smoke smacks dat ass"
"k"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

Marinette

My wife, a literal goddess, the love of my live, the sun of my mornings, my princess, my queen.

Marinette dupain-Cheng is the most beautiful human in this world.

Marigami and marifei are canon.

by Marinetteswifey June 27, 2021

blackhat marketing

blackhat marketing is the total opposite of whitehat marketing. You do what you have to do in order to make the sale or close the client. Whether it's exploiting Google by using Xrumer blasts or ordering backlinks from G00B3R.. that's all blackhat marketing.. If it's frowned upon or disliked, it's most likely blackhat and also blackhat marketing can be a quick way to earn money

Alan Toaca - Former Moderator of Black Hat World & Also Known As "G00B3R" Blackhat marketing

by James Patersona September 22, 2010