Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

depression

something all the white girls fake

white girl: OMG! I must post this Bart Simpson edit on Instagram to show the whole world how “depressed” I am! Because I have Crippling Depression

by ooferaud November 2, 2019

MOOPLING DEPRESSION

means: u are retarded and is suicidal and depressing

u get moopling depression from stds and talking

by PEARSZZZ September 17, 2017

depression pond

Coordinates 41.7271928,-73.5305554. This pond is a sad place in New York.

Guy 1: "Hey, where were you yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Oh, I was crying at depression pond."

by RealisticIdiot March 5, 2019

Depressionista

1. A term for sadness//depression. It makes you sound cooler.

2. The title for one of Every Time I Die's songs.

1. Man, my whole world feels like it's collapsing. I think I'm going through Depressionista.

2. we're bloodless now, and we are uninterrupted by the majesty of it all.

by Spanishhorse July 1, 2008

Post Game Depression

When your really depressed after a game because you played horribly or you lost.

He had Post Game Depression.

by CornBall0020 February 27, 2019

depression

when you went to the library 3 days ago and you got exactly two books. You read these books in one day each because you're such a f***ing bookworm and now you want new books. The library is supposed to open today, so you make your way happily over to the library to return your books and get new ones. But... THE M********ING LIBRARY IS CLOSED AND NOW YOU'RE SAD. VERY. F***ING. SAD.

fin

---- dude I'm suffering from depression right now
+++ why what happened?
-----I CAN'T GET NEW BOOKS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE KAREN?!!

by sooooooooofiiiiii November 26, 2017