Jordan

A Jordan is a fuck boy, someone who dates everyone, thinks their the shit when they're actually not. A guy who thinks it's "cute' to pout in pictures, someone who has over 200 girls on Facebook and flirts with them all.

"Omg, you're such a Jordan."

by InfiniteBeauty February 20, 2015

Jordan

a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.

Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...

by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015

Jordan

Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.

That guy is creepy and he's always lying! Must be Jordan. Jordan name

by thepussyslayer October 16, 2015

Jordan

A man that is athletic,with a very large penis.

The George family has plenty of Jordans.

by Dp3s January 8, 2017

Jodie Whittake

First and ever female incarnation of the Doctor

Dude 1: Did you see whos the new Doctor?
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Jodie Whittake a female.
Dude 2: OMG THEY RUINED THE SHOOW!!!!!!!

by ddMa July 18, 2017

Jordan

Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.

He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan

by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018

Jordan

He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy

Jordan has a small willy!

by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 26, 2018