Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"

Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."

by dizzy mack April 6, 2014

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jizz dagger

jizz thats hits so hard it feels like a dagger

omg that jizz dagger really hurtt

by pumpkinnnlover October 25, 2009

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kiddy jizz

When your cum is see through and not white.

Most likely between the ages of 8-12

When you hit puberty it will turn white basicly

I Came Today And It Was Seethrough" "O So You Kiddy Jizzed?

by Tickle Me Gumby November 30, 2010

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Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

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jizz weight

a measuring device of jizz. You measure jizz with a jizz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of jizz weight.

"dude i was so stoaked when my jizz weight was 8 pounds!"

by webber18 February 26, 2010

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Jizz Jumper

One who jumps at the thought of catching jizz. Usually you would call a girl this if she's a WELL known smut around your school/neighborhood.

1.Yo did you see that jizz jumper look over when you said dick? That trick needs to simmer down thats my nickname.
2.Dat bitch needs to give me my money, out there trickin' on the corner all day and cant pay a pimp, dirty ass jizz jumper.

by Rob Nigga December 23, 2008

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