The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies
Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey
by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022
Get the New Jersey Devilsmug. when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.
by polly wagler August 4, 2010
Get the new jersey forkliftmug. The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009
Get the Driving the truck to Jerseymug. by jospin December 17, 2008
Get the A New Jersey 10mug. A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.
by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010
Get the New Jersey Reloadmug. It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.
by mrssnuts March 27, 2011
Get the New jersey turnpikemug. the most absurd highway system in the world. it is quite possibly the only highway that has tolls on EVERY EXIT. You don't have to pay any money to get on the turnpike, only to get off. Just like the GWB (costs 0 to go from NY to NJ, but $6 to go the other way). Also, if you are black, you'll probably get racially profiled. The NJ State Police have HISTORICALLY pulled over disparate numbers of black drivers.
White guy: Dude I'm going like 120 on the New Jersey Turnpike!!
Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.
Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.
by McDizzle March 29, 2004
Get the new jersey turnpikemug.