Jacob

A dumbass who always farts, plays fortnite, and rapes his sister

“Damnit! Jacob get your ass in here get off that damn game!” “WAIT MOM I’m RAPING MY SISTER!!!”

by Jdndhdkns79 September 9, 2019

Jacob

He is the best friend for any girl. He will protect you at any cost. He will always have the best jokes to make you laugh on a bad day. If you get mad at him and at his real friend he will come right back and never let you go.

You will most likely fall in love with him. Don’t be scared to tell him. Most girls do

Macinze, man Jacob and Tracy are so cute together. I wish he was my boyfriend.

Lucy, I know, I would love to have him but Tracy isn’t right for him I know it.

Macinze, ohhhh someone jelly.

by Bob the 9th December 3, 2019

Jacob

A bad wanker who horny and loves Oliver

A wild jacob

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for

Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed”

by aisurruu May 23, 2021

jacob collier

the most remarkable man on earth. he is caring, attentive, talented, and so supportive. he will make you feel like the only person on earth anytime you talk to him. he is too nice to his haters. i am always ready to fight people on his behalf. he is so humble. he writes the sweetest love songs on earth and makes whoever he loves feel so special. his music theory skills never fail to blow me away. his brain is like mine, but different. he makes me feel seen. he will make you feel so cared for, i cannot explain. he may not always be available, but when you do get to spend time together, he’ll make you forget about any time apart. he is my end game.

i am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with jacob collier, he gives me the love i’ve always deserved to have reciprocated.

by thesunisinmyeyes November 23, 2021

mark jacobs

when you fill up goggles with shit and then make a girl wear them

"girl you white why yo eyes brow"
i just put on some mark jacobs

by mykehoe August 19, 2008

jacob's ladder

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass

gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean

by C_murph324 August 30, 2006