Erin Jordan

An absolute slag who pretends to like her friend Liam but actually thinks he’s 𝐚 slag

Erin Jordan likes every guy in the school

by Spidermancomemyway August 13, 2019

jordan pringle

potato from idaho yells out nigger ON DICK loss andrea ugly eats ass bubble bass

Man he such a Jordan Pringle.

by I Nibble Butt May 12, 2016

Jordan Poole Effect

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

by mommkller December 17, 2022

The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.

Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

by Malibu8 March 1, 2010

like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

by TronaNon January 21, 2008