The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast
Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
by The505 May 22, 2022

by elevenxbetty December 11, 2019

by Foetus February 13, 2004

A certain definition of True Fan on Urban Dictionary that is not from me is not the truth. A certain message of True Fan on Urban Dictionary that is not from me is not the truth.
by JordanJohnsonistheone August 28, 2022

The hottest girl in town. Who constantly ignores you. Steals your girl friend. And laughs all the way to the bank. And it's really smart to. Dammit
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022
