Joseph-ing

When you permit to anti-social behaviour for the majority of your childhood.

He was Joseph-ing alot on football manager through his childhood

by alekscz1 November 27, 2019

Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."

by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025

Today-ing

That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.

A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.

by AvastMeHearties September 3, 2025

fagt-ing

Fagt is short for faggot so fagt-ing is pretty much faggoting.

"Are you still fagt-ing with your friends?"

by Dainyul December 31, 2014

Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.

"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.

by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020

de inge

ontmaagd worden door een one night stand door een random iemand

“Wow ik ben gister op een feestje ontmaagd door iemand die ik amper ken”
“Wow dude je hebt de Inge gepulled”

by hwbwh September 2, 2022

Corona-ing

When one must go out into Virus Village for food, supplies or critical errands. All the while collecting and infecting people with COVID 19 virus of 2020.

I have to go Corona-ing around today. I need to stop at the post office.

by Sharter58 March 22, 2020