Carpet snake

A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv
Briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.
by talemah June 08, 2010
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poop snake

a poop snake is a masterful creature from within the bowl of every soulless gingers toilet..it cannot be defeated or destroyed..not even with the pythagorean theorem. ever.
yo that poop snake was running wild like wayne brady choking bitches ! he even tried to easy bake oven that bitch !
by Josefffff January 30, 2011
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solid snake

A snake that is made out of a hard element, usually its dead.

Some solid snakes are so solid that they are not breakable!
bob: OMG this snake is so solid that it wont break! *bob continues to smash the solid snake on the ground*
by Is this name used? August 06, 2006
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Snake-pit

When you defecate in a toilet, and are surprised by the volume of faeces you see when you look down.
A specific example of this is when you have a perceptively sudden and strong buildup of excrement and do not expect the substantial volume and number of faeces you find. The sight of your creation resembles a snake-pit.
Holy crap Louis, I just made a snake-pit in there. I should have taken my camera-phone in there!
by spankey666 February 12, 2012
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snake bush

to have such brittle, sharp, pointy, and uncomfortable pubic hair
I wanted to eat her out - but she had such a bad ass snake bush.
by Chris & Maia July 14, 2002
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penis snake

A penis so large it can be identified as a snake in textbooks
Holy shit is that Jim's Penis Snake on page 44?!
by John Footpenis 3 February 18, 2014
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Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.
"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."
by Dutchtica June 29, 2015
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