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Goth Pockets

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.
WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts
by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007
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Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
by CockBlocker September 18, 2004
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Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.
Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"
by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013
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pocket lint

a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.
At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.
by Troy C. June 11, 2006
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Pocket Weight

Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."

"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."

"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
by ViatheV June 21, 2011
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Pebble pockets

The itty bitty titty committee’s version of the boulder holder. A bra for small chested women.
Sarah proceeded to buy several new pebble pockets at Victoria’s Secret.
by Otto Rocket 5521 November 1, 2021
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Pockets on emp

When your broke, ain't got no cash on your ass, have no money.
Aye you gotta dollar?...my pockets on emp rn.
by Ant.Thee.Stallion October 28, 2021
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