rusty can opener

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.

I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.

by Tree hugger July 29, 2017

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I can the power

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.

Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"

by Eddoblah August 16, 2010

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trash can humping

while rolling up large floor mats one must hump a trash can in order to get enough leverage in order to get the mat perfectly into the trash can.

At the end of each month, Mallory and Hilliary enjoy trash can humping together on Friday afternoons while their boss shakes his head in disbelief.

by Mallory&Hilliary August 04, 2006

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can tab with the middle

when someone gives u a can tab with the middle still intact they wanna fuck

Omg jake just gave me a can tab with the middle in it he wants to fuck

by jokesonyouisuck July 25, 2021

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can you even

Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍

Hey ,watch me do this! Oh yeah well.... can you even

by Deeznutterbutterzthe4th April 19, 2016

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