Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024

Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014

Digital bath

A deftones song meaning electrocution in the bath

Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”

by Pink maggot June 28, 2021

splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015

Saltine Bath

Sex on the beach.

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.

by siberianshine May 2, 2020

Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.

dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.

by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 15, 2020