[Hooker] [Me] [Up]

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street

Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!

by Supaflye October 2, 2008

Hockeologist

One who studies the growth of roots in a sewer/septic drain system and removes objects of stoppage ie: roots, white rats, toys, etc.

I paid a hockeologist to auger out my johnny.

by Samuel Davis October 20, 2008

hockenheimer

Hockenheimer is an extension of Wheldon. It can also be extened with other German-esque words to produce a phrase which you and your friends deem funny.

Wheldon Hockenheimer Smallen Cocken Nurburgringen

by 62646c March 20, 2009

Hooker's refrigerator

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.

While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.

by CheVolay June 7, 2009

hockekikikiwi

A non-alcoholic beverage orignating from music stores, which is amazing. Goes well with a dry hump on ice.

Hockekikikiwi and a dry hump on ice, anyone?

by Bradley-bear May 3, 2009

Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010

hackerbate

To practice or play hacky sack by oneself.

I frequently hackerbate to hone my hacky sack skills

by fluffybunnykins August 16, 2010