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Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.
My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.
by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021
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Clearing history

The act of wiping ones rusty Sherif badge after a hard wired or WI-Fi down load
Have been for a hard wired down load in there the big roll is rough I felt like not Clearing history
by Spogetastic July 7, 2016
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Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup
Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.
by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010
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History of Worldwide

We remember the good old days of Worldwide when it was at his prime... during the time of Zabrang, Kenny, SAS, Lexy, Enoch, Sammy, Alisha, Joan, Pascal, Oma, Erna... Whatever happened to days hun.. the times of Sammy and Kenny fights, Lexy and Zabrang love, Lexy cringeness, Kenny and SAS Vawulence, SAS Rizz, Enoch and Pascal shyness, Oma's Love andddd Erna.... that time Pascal had low Rizz and kinda unknown to him Erna had a crush on him. We all loves those dayss but i think we all agree the person we miss this most was Kenny, yeah.... Kenny was a true Vibe and a "sexy girl". Now to answer this question what really happened to those days, well we have a lot of answers to that...
1. Existence of U.O.F
2. Sammy's Foolishness
3. Ineffectiveness of the Admins
4. Kenny.......
5. SCHOOL NA BAST

yeahh..... there's enough blame to go around. we all miss those days. am sure almost of the current worldwide would be so confused rii now but only GODS would understand. we all want those moments back.
History of worldwide part10
by Ebuksam March 11, 2023
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Canada's History

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!
by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010
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