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History’s Best Vocalist

Guy: who’s history’s best vocalist ever?
Girl: Oh, that’s easy, Francis George!
by Jackson Mehoff III, PHD September 7, 2022
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canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 5, 2010
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History of Worldwide

We remember the good old days of Worldwide when it was at his prime... during the time of Zabrang, Kenny, SAS, Lexy, Enoch, Sammy, Alisha, Joan, Pascal, Oma, Erna... Whatever happened to days hun.. the times of Sammy and Kenny fights, Lexy and Zabrang love, Lexy cringeness, Kenny and SAS Vawulence, SAS Rizz, Enoch and Pascal shyness, Oma's Love andddd Erna.... that time Pascal had low Rizz and kinda unknown to him Erna had a crush on him. We all loves those dayss but i think we all agree the person we miss this most was Kenny, yeah.... Kenny was a true Vibe and a "sexy girl". Now to answer this question what really happened to those days, well we have a lot of answers to that...
1. Existence of U.O.F
2. Sammy's Foolishness
3. Ineffectiveness of the Admins
4. Kenny.......
5. SCHOOL NA BAST

yeahh..... there's enough blame to go around. we all miss those days. am sure almost of the current worldwide would be so confused rii now but only GODS would understand. we all want those moments back.
History of worldwide part10
by Ebuksam March 11, 2023
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internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)
by stovO33 May 23, 2023
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Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup
Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.
by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...
by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010
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