At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day

Fuck you, kill yourself
"At least I have a Dog"

by Some random 11 year old January 10, 2023

we all have goals.

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

by richardisadick July 4, 2014

You have my word

Another way of saying ''You can trust me''

Hey bro. I swear, i wont cheat on your sister. You have my word

by 6Cist May 14, 2023

But do you have timbs

The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.

Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies

by Timblover69 May 13, 2018

I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018

Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022

i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 4, 2020