have deep pockets and short arms

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

by The Retrun of Light Joker January 13, 2009

Have you called Jenny yet?

What you say to fat people.

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

by YeahBro January 28, 2009

have a medal

-a flippant remark said to someone who has acheived a pathetic result in something
-a sarcastic form of congratulating someone
-said after someone does something that is embarrassing but thoughtful; a sexual innuendo, meaning that there is some kind of prize or compensation for doing something so humiliating or amusing.
-code for sexual favours or repayment for something in the form of sex. anal or normal.

-(flippant remark)after someone tripped over tying their shoelace: have a medal.
-(sexual innuendo)someone has spent two hours sorting paperwork just so that they can talk to you or see you at a later date: have a medal

by ClaudiaJohn March 16, 2007

havenick

To fuck up, skew, or otherwise completely remove legitimacy to anything

Bill Clinton pulled a Havenick with Monica Lewinsky

by Greg S.... December 11, 2007

have a ring

More intense than having a bone for a girl, having a ring is the position of being so infatuated that you would marry a girl if he is given a chance

Dude, my roomate would totally have a ring for this chick at school, like damn, he was on knee.

by CSALSO December 29, 2007

havatampa

A nickname based on a the Hav-A-Tampa "sweet cigar" line of cigars. Specially blended to provide mild, sweet smoking pleasure in five popular shapes and sizes.

Did U see havatampa's last forum entry? OMG!

by havatampa September 29, 2008

Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet

Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!

by SashiChucks December 17, 2008