Maroon Hairy J 

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

Maroon Hairy J by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Hill Hairy Ass

Accentuated Hilarity.
Funnier than hilarious, it's hill hairy ass.

That's Hill hairy ass!! I'm crying that's so funny!

Hill Hairy Ass by Tufa June 3, 2026

National hairy vagina day

National hairy vagina day
(August 1st)

Hey girl!!! Did you know it’s national hairy vagina day next week on the 1st of August?!

National hairy vagina day by Eggy emily July 17, 2026

Santa's Hairy Lay 

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

Santa's Hairy Lay by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

This bitch hairy

its self explanatory this bitch hairy

i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af

This bitch hairy by niga69420 February 10, 2020

getting really hairy 

You can get hairy with a few beers but if you want to get really hairy you have 6+ beers and throw in some shots here and there. Its very hard to drive after a really hairy night.
PLEASE don’t drive after a hairy time.

Are you staying here and getting really hairy? Or are you getting hairy and then going home?

getting really hairy by Goffstown January 22, 2021

Occam's Hairy Dildo 

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

Occam's Hairy Dildo by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021