angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.

Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!

by anonymous September 23, 2021

ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

green goblin

it's what Ja'mere looks like

"Green Goblin you look ugly"
"Shut up you look like a tap dancing cockroach."

by IOOIIO February 16, 2022

Dart Goblin Special

One who’s throat game is immaculate. Based off the iconic sound from the “Clash Royale” card, the Dart Goblin.

That chick gave him the dart goblin special last night.

by krmpie March 3, 2022

hob goblin

arely from east. that is all.

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters

by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022

Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.

"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"

by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021