e-shame

E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.

As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..

*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'

he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow

*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'

he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'

by gravitybomb May 16, 2008

Peg Shame

The embarrassment one feels after their secret affinity for taking it up the bum is exposed to the world.

“Olly repeatedly denied taking it up the bum due to his peg shame”

by takeajokeandrunwithit February 13, 2021

Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.

Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.

by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018

towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel

Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."

by mdawg448 December 11, 2016

Chrono shaming

When someone shames you for the chronotype (sleep/wake/alert schedule/type you have/are).

Just because I sleep late and get up late does not mean you should be chrono shaming me. It's thanks to capitalism, anyways.

Fuck the chrono shaming, I will live my life and be up and asleep as my body needs.

by LingDanc803 March 13, 2024

The Dirty Shame

If you’ve ever been to Ada, Michigan I’m sure you’ve heard of the Dirty Shame. This small watering hole is located just outside of downtown Ada off Fulton. In the Shame time cease to exist, it may be 2 am or 2 pm and the same group of locals are still there drinking $2 beers and $3 wells. The Shame has stood the test of time, being founded in the late 1840s this place is inflation proof. When Dorothy said there’s no place like home she was talking about Kansas, when I say there’s no place like home I’m talking about the Dirty Shame.

Is it already 3 pm? Well let’s go grab a beer at the Dirty Shame!

Tonight I’m feeling shameful, I can’t wait for the Dirty Shame

by Ernest McSorley February 10, 2023

pre-shame

the state of advanced self loathing one experiences before a night out on 'shame' aka Mcat.

"Dude, I'm feeling some serious pre-shame right now..... I'm getting fucked up on Mcat later"

by The Beef Heart Brothers. July 31, 2016