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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
mugGet the sit on toilet paper and swing my feetmug.

Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.
Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
by pigsblood January 25, 2015
mugGet the Vanilla feetmug.

feet tics

a male with an STD.
feet-penis
tics-STDs
i went to the dr. and he said i have feet tics!! ahh!
by mandy#13 April 2, 2009
mugGet the feet ticsmug.

feet

Damn those feet are looking SPICYYYY!!!!
by piss monster November 27, 2022
mugGet the feetmug.

Feet stains

My pencil that I had for two weeks. I miss him terribly he was my pal. We traveled around the world together. Then he got lost. Somewhere somehow, he is hopefully in a better place now... :( R.I.P 2019-2019 haven't seen him since last decade.
"Feet stains did a good essay today!"
by Doomraid3r January 10, 2020
mugGet the Feet stainsmug.

Coolidge feet

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.
Look at her feet! She definitely has Coolidge feet.
by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023
mugGet the Coolidge feetmug.

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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