Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
by pigsblood January 25, 2015

by mandy#13 April 2, 2009

by piss monster November 27, 2022

My pencil that I had for two weeks. I miss him terribly he was my pal. We traveled around the world together. Then he got lost. Somewhere somehow, he is hopefully in a better place now... :( R.I.P 2019-2019 haven't seen him since last decade.
by Doomraid3r January 10, 2020

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.
by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
by gregben September 12, 2023
