The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

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Mother Father

PG Mother Fucker.
Grandpa.

You break my day, you Mother Father!

by NZ732 May 24, 2024

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e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

by y0hami May 27, 2024

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lord faggeron

lord farquaad's twin brother who is in love with human sherk. mr. faggeron is working on making a potion to make sherk human forever, and to make shrek his husband. mr. farguaad dislikes mr. faggeron because lord farquaad also is into shrek but the ogre shrek. so far there is no info on shreks opinions on this situation.

*in lord farquaads sex dungeon*

"do you know lord faggeron?" -gingy
"lord faggeron?" -lord farquaad
"LORD FAGGERON!" - gingy
"yes i know lord faggeron, who lives on faggy lane." -lord farquaad

by lord_fgg June 14, 2024

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My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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