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I Set My Friends On Fire 

The geatest fucking screamo band ever...fucking hilarious songs
What were you doing yesterday?
Listening to I Set My Friends On Fire AGAIN!

intimate friends

A friend of the opposite sex, whom one mutually satisfies their sexual and social needs with, without commitment.

Let's just be friends 

When a girl says this, it's code for:

1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above
Nice guy: I love you
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.

Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!

just good friends 

What a girl tells a guy instead of castrating him.
What girls think is a non painful way to let a guy
Hey Lauren would u go out with me? "
"Ummm no id rather just good friends"
just good friends by John Y July 13, 2004

I thought we were friends 

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.
Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

Knot Friends

When two friends cross arms at the elbows and exclaim to all surrounding, "Knot Friends!". Usually resulting in an awkward social confrontation.
Senya and Hoag are Knot Friends! We should probably not associate ourselves with them anymore.
Knot Friends by Hoagous September 21, 2007