Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

Talk Evan to Me

Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.

I love it when you Talk Evan To Me

by gigiA2 November 25, 2010

Evans

SIMP

Look at that Evans over there What an Evans he is he would do anything for gyal

by Gjsdkskd May 19, 2020

Evan leroux

Biggest cock most masculine nigga ive seen id kiss him like i want him to spank my ass and squeeze Then fuck me raw blackest most alpha chad ever funny,cool,alpha,pog,retarded everything’s you want in a guy

Look at evan leroux i just got so horny

by Bigest cocked nigga October 29, 2020

Evans Dog

Evans dog is a word used to define a dog that is very cute; "Omg that dog is so Evans dog" "That cute is litteraly Evans dog" Most people use this word as a short term of amazingly cute.

"OMG! That dog is so Evans dog"
"That dog is litteraly the definition of Evans dog"

by Traxz September 4, 2022

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

Evan

To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

“Oh no stfu evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020