Easy eats

Somebody who you can easily get with

Shawty from around the way is easy eats

by joker410 May 31, 2023

Krum eating

the act of a blowjob, giving head, or fellatio.

When a hot chick puts your penis in her mouth and sucks on it back and forth repeatedly.

My ex girlfriend was very good at krum eatings.

by beerjck November 9, 2009

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

by Unknownplayer October 26, 2020

eat randy

When you eat food off another dude

I put some chow mein and donuts on Godsley and I knew I could just eat randy off him.

by Mcsparrow April 4, 2017

eat kids

When a woman sucks a mans dick and swallows the cum (kids)

“i would really like to eat kids, specifically your kids”

by eatbattyfam March 19, 2020

bum eating

Bum Eating is a form of Autocannibalism believed to have originated in the west african region.

The act of bum eating consists of one or more people using a razor blade to cut skin and fatty tissue from their bottoms. This “bottom steak” is then layed out flat and spices and a mashed up combination of nuts and berries are added and then cooked over a small electric grill. Outside of others helping a person reach the right area during a mutual bum eating session, bum eaters cut and eat their own flesh.

This is NOT a common practice and is looked down upon in the local society and is considered an insult to call another person a bum eater.

Stay away from the docks at night, that place is full of dirty sailors that are into bum eating.

by WankDoctor December 14, 2014