bomb dump

When a poo hits the water with such force that water is splashed all over ones ass

I just did a bomb dump

by Swagalisious July 4, 2014

super dump

Climbing to the top of the stall in a public restroom and stradling the stall walls positioning your rectum 5 feet above the toilet, then pooping.

Super dump: I super dumped McDonald's yesterday.

by Contherad December 9, 2013

Dump Step

When your child soils their sneakers so thoroughly in dog dump. Not to be confused with dubstep, which is the audible equivalent.

"Heedless to my warnings, June achieved a massive dumpstep in the yard of her playmate."

"Unbeknownst to Taylor, the dump step he had incurred near the swingset had become ingrained in the carpet of the Subaru."

by Jesse Bees September 5, 2012

Dump Inquisition

1. (Noun)
A dump so icredible that it becomes a historical controversy, and causes a group of people to burn a young girl at the stake

1. "They killed the girl down my street because of the fucking dump inquisition I had the other day."

by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006

Humpty Dump

A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.

"Whenever a Humpty Dump pays by credit card, it usually turns out to be stolen.

by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006

Dump and Run

A Dump and Run is an act where a man, pulls out (from the anus, and or vagina) with his penis partway through intercourse on the night he plans to end a relationship. At this point he should have a doozer, also known as a load of poop, ready to exit his rectum. He then pushes her down, poops on her chest, backhands the girl, and runs out her front door streaking, laughing hysterically.

Also, see Pump and Run

Man, that damn girl annoyed me so I gave her a dump and run; I can go to the party this weekend now.

by Brenden/Reed June 16, 2004

dump trauma

Often accompanied by dizzy spells and cold sweats it is the feeling of separation anxiety after a very large movement. Caution: Dump trauma is a serious condition. You should allow 30 min. for recovery before driving or operating heavy machinery.

I'm sorry, Todd won't be able to come to the phone right now on account of his dump trauma.

by Balls_Marie December 12, 2010