Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole

The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!

by Makiavelli March 30, 2011

Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

douche abyss

when someone is so douchey there is seemingly no end to their douchebag ways.

i thought my ex was a real mother fucker but he's sunk to such lows... total douche abyss

by leeloo913 July 15, 2010

Douche Cock

A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."

wears sunglasses on the back of your head

complete tool

Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.

by Ripper47 May 1, 2010

koont douche

The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.

Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?

by JJ Shepherd May 19, 2006

douche laloosh

a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle

when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham

by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006

douche badge

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

by protien0g March 31, 2009