Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

Donkey Dick by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

donkey dick by jason May 13, 2005

donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.

"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"

donkey dick by huggies April 15, 2006

Donkey Puncher 

A asshole or some fag that loves to punch donkeys on their free time :)

DUDE that asshole mr.clemt is such a donkey puncher

Donkey Puncher by RoRoRoRoRoRo January 29, 2008

Donkey Boner 

Someone who has sex with a donkey

or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick

God damn ur a donkey boner

Donkey Boner by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008

donkey bong 

A person who sucks, is a moron, fool, or someone with lots of muscles.

You are a donkey bong you moron!

donkey bong by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006

donkey kong 

Australian term for deridable nonsense - used sardonically or in fun

What a load of donkey kong.

donkey kong by Gina Dow August 10, 2006