cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Crack the barrel

An extremly powerful BM,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel. Hence the name......

Steve:where you runnin to John
John:I have to crack the barrel!!!!!!!
Steve:you better hurry then!!!!!I'll start the car

by Ninja five October 30, 2009

Crack Cocoa

A brown substance(preferably cocoa powder), used as a substitute for crack, yet snorted in the same way. It gives the same BUZZ, but is relatively cheaper and gives a new meaning to the term "brown-nosing". Used by the upper class population of Ireland.

"i totally just did a line of crack cocoa off her"

by theduckster February 8, 2009

crack contact

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

by buttslapper81 September 3, 2011

5 crack

to talk for a short while whilst waiting on someone, to catch up on old times or to talk while waiting for the bus.

Hello mate havent seen you for a long time. fancy 5 crack

by Simon Dodd January 11, 2008

Musical Crack

Music that isn't actually all that good, but is addicting. Will often get stuck in your head for weeks.

"That Fergie song has been stuck in my head for the last three days. It's such musical crack."

by NKYS.23 November 20, 2009

crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.

That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.

by ursophile60 April 17, 2008