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coffin boy

A semi-goth. They have black hair, wear black clothes and don't like daylight. They wear trousers that are a couple of sizes too big and hang off their arse. Language is usually restricted to single syllable answers. They don't go out much, hence they communicate with their peers via messengers on the computer. If they do go out, they go to dark places i.e. cinemas.
They don't like being called goths or grebos, they say they are just different.
"Hey coffin boy are you coming out of your cave today."
by Riff Raff May 8, 2007
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Coffinmobile

A vehicle that is so small and cheaply made that it will become a death trap if the vehicle gets into an accident.
Have you seen the new Coffinmobile from India that will sold here in the USA. Its cheaper than the "Smart" car.
by Buffnuggle January 16, 2010
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coffaine

Dude 1: Hey man I feel really tired.

Dude 2: Try some Coffaine!
by DarkThunder December 14, 2015
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Caffeine Dick

The act of drinking an excessive amount of energy drinks and having a generous amount of sex.
Person 1: babe let's go home.
Person 2: why so early?
Person 1: I drank 3 redbulls, I want to give you this caffeine dick.
by tavo2110 May 21, 2016
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Coffin varnish

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.
by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020
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coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.
I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.
by rumpuskat July 30, 2009
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caffeine

A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee.
Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking it.
by Alexander DeLarge February 9, 2005
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