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Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.
Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
by Darren Besert May 6, 2018
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When you get your period during Coronavirus isolation.
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Covdrunkie

Covdrunkie- One who drinks too much because they’re in their house because of the COVID-19 quarantine!
Karen is a Covdrunkie she drank a six pack every night of her lock down because she was stuck in her house she was quarantine because of Corona

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"Perfect" shortened to "perf" accentuated with a .com. It's basically bomb.com for the 21st century. Yeah it's a thing. Tell all your friends.
Omgz she looks soo perf.com in those yoga pants. I wish I could be her.
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Congregate

New crystal gems, congregate!
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colby brock

A kid from Kansas, belong side of him is his best friend sam golbach . They both started off as viners and progressed to be YouTubers

Kind hearted, funny, nice, blue eye kid, better than Jake paul
Friend 1 : hey you know Colby Brock
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