close encounter of the turd kind

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.

"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

by carmenarmen February 11, 2010

Come out of the closet

Admitting your gay

“Come out of the closet, nobody will judge you”

by Hsvdhdhejdnehdnbd March 10, 2019

closed dome

The act of taking a crap with the toilet lid down.

Dude, check out the toilet in the third stall. Somebody closed domed all over it.

by cbiskit April 24, 2008

closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year

you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!

by drac6000 December 19, 2008

closet scaredaphobic

A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.

Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.

My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.

by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011

Close Air Support

Close air support(CAS) is an aerial attack mission flown against enemy ground forces that are attacking or "too close for comfort" to Friendly Ground Forces.

Close Air Support, When Army strong isn't Quite Strong Enough....

by Flyboy416 December 24, 2011