chocolate bar

A black guy's penis.

John told Kathy to shck his chocolate bar.

by Deep blue 2012 May 27, 2010

chocolate rain

A catchy youtube song sang by Tay Zonday. Hated by some, loved by some.

Chocolate Rain! Using you to fall back down again

by Anonymous :o January 1, 2009

Chocolate Goggles

A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"

"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."

"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"

by Brock, Dirty Sanchez, Otten October 20, 2007

Bowling for Chocolate

The act of sliding testicals into someone asshole. Thus covering the testicals in shit.

Jesus tossed his balls in Pepe's ass. Dude was bowling for chocolate!

by Mythical Sausage January 5, 2009

Chocolate Chimney Sweep

A homosexual; a gentleman who enjoys clearing out a fellow gentleman's "chimney". The exchange of monies is not always necessary. The term is derived from the chocolate colour of the "chimney"

"Shut up Steve, you chocolate chimney sweep." or "Go sweep some chocolate chimneys you fudge packing ass bandit."

by Andy M December 4, 2003

chocolate bar

The act of engaging in anal intercourse and the women defacates on the man's penis. Then, she sucks the feces of the man's penis as if it was a choclate bar.

Man: Hey, babe you want a chocolate bar.
Woman: As long as it is king size.

by g snott's peak March 20, 2009

Chocolate Swirl

The process of sticking your cock, finger, toe, tongue, nose, and/or fist, in a woman's (or man's if your into that kind of thing) anal cavity and heaving your whole body in a circular motion.

Steve gave Catherine/Carl a Chocolate Swirl that was so intense it tore a hole the size of a grapefruit that continuously bled and became quite infested with bacteria, fungi, crabs, yeast, and pubic hair; and discharge. Eventually leading to her/his sexual demise and rue.

by dairy whore 6969 February 17, 2008