fermunda cheese

The shit that collects under some unwashed nuts.

I've got some mad fermunda cheese!

Fermunda Cheese?

Yeah, fermunda my nuts!

by Dane February 15, 2004

sex cheese

The foamy amalgams of semen and fluid that urp out of a vagina during and shortly after intercourse.

"I usually keep an old towel handy to sop up all the sex cheese my girlfriend leaks on me."

"That's cool, I usually just use a dirty sock."

by maxaminus May 11, 2009

Cheese and Rice

1. A way of saying Jesus Christ without really saying it.

2. An expression similar to Wow! or Holy cow!, used to express happiness, stupidity, or

1. "Cheese and Rice, that driver almost hit me!"

2. "Cheese and Rice Dave, You're so dumb."

by Elki Venshwitz April 6, 2007

grilled cheese

A sandwich consisting of two pieces of bread, generally white, lightly toasted, and a piece of melty cheese, usually American or Cheddar, placed between them. Highly tasty.

I love grilled cheese sandwiches.

by 'Annony' June 7, 2005

cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.

Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.

by ambalance April 8, 2011