A Thomas Carroll is a gift from God. The best man, friend, father, brother, son, and husband a person could ever have. He's funny and laid back but can get down and have your back should you need it. He has a huge heart and would give you the shirt off his back. He's not only intelligent but also street smart and vigilant. He is amazing to be around, when you're in his presence the world is immediately a better place to be. Though he can be hard headed at times he always admits his faults . Above all else he is a fucking Genius in bed, nick named "The Pussy Whisperer". Want to have multiple mind blowing orgasms? He's your man.... Unfortunately, he's also 100% faithful to his wife, so no other women will ever get to experience him in the sack again except that lucky bitch wife of his .. but damn, I wish I could!!🤤😍🤩
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Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
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Get the Cum Carrot mug.Hillary Carroll is a strong women who struggles to express her feelings. Although she has a huge heart made from gold and is one of the most outgoing human beings you will ever meet. This respectful lady is one of the most beautiful women you will ever meet, not just with sight. But her aura will leave you thinking about how she's undeniably amazing. Coming with all that she is a walking goddess. She’s super cute. The girl can rock any outfit, from a trash bag to wedding dress, from cow girl boots to heels. She can do it all as well she knows how to fix practically anything whether it’s a car tire or your heating unit in your house. Most gorgeous auburn haired girl you’d ever hear about or lay your eyes on. Hillary knows how to love as well. And is really good at it. If you’re close to her your life is an endless adventure. This lovely woman absolutely adores the color pink. Has an affinity in anything she does besides video games. She’s a hard worker in general but she will also work hard for you. She’s a pretty patient person except when it comes to driving. She’s a very kind heart as well who is ultimately good at making people feel loved.
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Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
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