Brian is the coolest, sexiest, nicest, funniest guy around and every girl wants to date him because he’s so hot and attractive and just so perfect
Girl 1: omg did you see Brian yesterday?
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too
by Brian Ridder November 20, 2021
Get the Brianmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Robles <Dante>, Andre Keith Braugher <Vergil>, Brian Baillie <Sparda>mug. Brian is a short king.
by Bryyyyyyan November 17, 2023
Get the Brianmug. To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
by joeyknows October 26, 2022
Get the Brianedmug. A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
Brian my dream guy
by ——;/ June 6, 2024
Get the Brianmug. Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
Get the Brian Etzelmug. the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
Get the brian simkinsmug.