Back splat

Poo that's been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. The shit stains left after a messy poo in the loo.

"I left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean."

"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"

by lespoos June 29, 2010

Back Molester

A guy who enjoys rubbing young drunk girls backs during an innocent conversation in the hope of them rubbing his penis.

Jasus, would ya look at Coady rub'n the back of yer wan. She's absolutely no idea she's being Back Molestered!!

by leweeman November 9, 2010

Backdoor Batman

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.

"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"

by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012

Back door parole

Prison slang: To die in prison

''He got away by back door parole''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

buzz back

to respond or reply to, esp. regarding e-mail, IM, etc.

Hey we should go do something tonight...buzz back if you have any ideas

by 3e_fro March 20, 2005

lame-back

A response to a insult in which you insult the person who insulted you with the insult they insulted you with.

Person: Nick, you are a Mexican and gay
Nick: No, you're gay
Person: That was a lame-back

by ReallySuperAnonymous May 6, 2006

guinea-back

Italian-Mexican people.

The guinea-back at my school has a great booty.

by al ex June 2, 2007