blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Blonde

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.

Person 1: Did you listen to Blond yesterday? Person 2: Its called blonde not blond

by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024

Blondiricans

A term used to describe Puerto Ricans who dye their hair bright blond usually in the style of a 90s boy band member. A flattering term for an attractive man with bleach blond hair who has obviously black roots.

Lots of artists and djs around Orlando are spirited Blondiricans.

by Brainybombshell September 30, 2023

Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Blondights

A slur to refer to blonde people when they are too dumb.

I hate those stupid Blondights, they can go back to Dumbville.

by LukieBookieIII November 2, 2023

Blondaholic

Being extremely addicted to blonde females.
you cant get away from them.

My brother im cooked, im a blondaholic

by ur cooked December 16, 2023