guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

by TZR September 27, 2005

cock block

tha fat ugly bitch that every group of fine ladies comes equipped with. she blocks all cock, unless she gets some too

man1: Yo it's your turn to keep the cock block occ upied son.
man2: Werd take one for the team.
man3: FUCK.

by borita August 10, 2003

ass block

When someone uses their ass to hinder another person/object.

Man, I couldnt get to the basket, Manusha ass blocked me.

by matako kubwa May 19, 2009

Block Head

From "Peanuts" by Charles Schultz. A term used to describe a sort of clumsy person or idiot. Used by the character Lucy towards Charlie Brown.

"You picked the worse tree on the lot! You're such a block head Charlie Brown".

by xris November 3, 2005

vagina blocker

Like a cock blocker but the other way around

i was going to fuck that guy but she took him from me. what a vagina blocker!

by asfgd January 26, 2008

cock block

1)Any person or group of persons interfering with an attempt someone is making to have sex with someone else.
2)The City of Pittsburgh.
3)That twitchy guy who just ruined the mood.

Joe, John, and Harold tried to cock block Steve, but it didn't work.

by Hung Lo May 1, 2003

cock block

- third party that keeps you from engaging in sexual activities with that special someone in a given amt. of time.

I can't believe her. She could obviously tell we wanted to do stuff. She's such a cock block.

by Poseur December 28, 2005