Silver birthday

A birthday when the day of the week is same as the day you were born.

Silver birthday - for example,You were born in 31st July,on Friday and your birthday is on 31st July , Friday again!

by Miss malo June 28, 2025

The Birthday Suite

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.

Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.

by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025

Eighteenth Birthday

The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex with an older man without him becoming a registered sex offender.

"Hey, its my eighteenth birthday! Now I can hook up with DILFS!"

by dilflover67 September 19, 2025

Duplex Birthday

A birthday shared by two siblings who were born two years apart on the exact same day

Me and my sister have a duplex birthday. We are twins, but born two years apart

by Mrs birthday October 3, 2025

Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.

We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.

by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025

Happy birthday frida

A type of anniversary weekly saying happy birthday to people named "frida" or similar.
For example: me, I am sir frida. writing this. Wish me a happy birthday, I am trying my best to write this for my own safety.

unknown: "happy birthday frida!"
Frida: "I want you dead."

by An ut:sander October 30, 2025

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013