August

Who was born in August is proof of parents who failed in No Nut November

Friend1: It's my birthday today!
Friend2: Wait a minute... It's the August 1st, your parants faild in No Nut NovemberXD
Friend1:*Suicide*

by oembz123 October 17, 2019

august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!

by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019

August 29th

Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout 😉)

His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop

by Tutaita November 2, 2019

August 29th

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

by monke cactus March 13, 2021

August31st

If you were born on this day, You are gay! faggot!

LOL your born on August31st!

by lolitssamdumbass March 30, 2021

august

to live for the hope of it all

taylor swift: august slipped away

by thundercat07 April 3, 2021