When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.
Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!
by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017
Get the Hero Taxmug. Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.
"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"
by Måsådå September 21, 2020
Get the Crying heromug. A marquee hero has clearly been at work here - the wood shed looks like a grenade has gone off inside.
by MarqueeBoyLordG June 7, 2025
Get the Marquee Heromug. Calling out someone for being a hero for the sake of getting karma points on social media or in the news.
We are planning on hero shaming Jane because she asked that mentally handicapped kid to the prom just so she could let channel five know so they could do a live segment on how amazing she is.
by Uncle Smutty May 26, 2019
Get the Hero shamingmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Put The Forgiveness In No More Heroesmug. A high pitched and squeaky youtuber who makes videos on a Nokia and edits them on his 1984 Macintosh. He is most popular for his show called Mindscape which basically goes into depth about his schizophrenia. You should like it just because.
by Organic male July 14, 2022
Get the Warland heroesmug. A porn game in which you rub your dick in time with on screen prompts while various porn plays. If you cum you lose.
by attarax March 27, 2022
Get the fap heromug.