austin is amazing
by mushroom4ever November 13, 2020
Get the austinmug. The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
Get the jack austinmug. Austin is a lowkey fuckboy that smokes and isn’t even that good looking but girls will think they are just because they have massive cocks and they are sluts for a big cock and he’s got a fatter ass than any of the skinny bitches he tries to fuck
by Getfuckedintheass December 27, 2019
Get the Austinmug. 1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017
Get the Austin leftmug. When someone goes to or moves to Austin and instantly becomes pretentious. They will usually make sure to let their buddies know exactly just how cool they are for being in Austin and how much better it is there then where they are from. They can usually be seen taking pictures of their food or anything really austin-esque to send to their buddies back home.
Hey whatever happened to him? He used to be so humble.
Awhhh man he went to Austin and came back austinized
Awhhh man he went to Austin and came back austinized
by thelovermuthafucka August 30, 2019
Get the Austinizedmug. Austin is the type of dude to get on urban dictionary and write the truth about him and not a bunch of bullshit to make him feel better about his pride. Even though people will try to say that this is a "write about yourself to make you look good" scenario. Well it's not. Austin is not the best looking man in the room nor the nicest, but he knows where he stands. He can be harsh when stepped on and puzzled when he thinks faster than he talks. He cares about what you say as long as you talk to him like a human, not a dog. He can become attached to someone, but only when he truly cares for them. He can be patient if not pushed, and he can bear a lot of stress. Just don't push your luck. Austin can be a great person to be around but only if you take the time to understand him. He can be out going and he can be annoying, but he can also make the worse seem bearable. He is the type of guy that wants to be there for you, but only if you want him there. He can take the weight off your shoulder's and give you hope when nothing is left. I hope you understand what a Austin can be, only if you want him to be.
Becky:That Austin Bizzell guy seems like a jerk....
Brianna: You should get to know him, he is only mean to those who trample on him.
Becky: What do you know anyway, Brianna?
Brianna: I know that he is there for me when I need him.
Brianna: You should get to know him, he is only mean to those who trample on him.
Becky: What do you know anyway, Brianna?
Brianna: I know that he is there for me when I need him.
by Lil Lover 69 July 12, 2017
Get the Austin Bizzellmug. by Jayjay0110 June 20, 2025
Get the Austin specialmug.