Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 August 1, 2013

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Alabama Cream Pie

when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.

Alabama Cream Pie

by WHORALDO May 5, 2010

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Alabama ham

A large north american melon, usually pictured in the hands of African americans, also known as watermelon...

Stan brought over an alabama ham, and we put in the microwave and ran a train on it all night long, then we disposed of it to our janitor clive...

by aeineralus December 1, 2007

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Alabama Iced Tea

Alabama iced tea is filtered diarrhea (to remove the chunks to later be used as Alabama Hot Chocolate) served in a glass with ice. Urine is added when asked for lemon iced tea.

"Here's that iced tea you asked for."
"Thanks... hey is this an Alabama Iced tea? It smells like diarrhea!"

by Fl1pzomg August 25, 2008

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alabama

A state known for its hick population, football, and the majority of the world's inbreeding.

Here football, overalls, and sleeping with your sister are all big.

Welcome to Alabama!

Here incest is illegal, but that don't stop anyone!

Come. Make yourself at home.

by <<ryan>> January 16, 2008

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