Three Days Grace

A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.

Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2023

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker April 7, 2011

Three Ball Monty

Three Ball Monty is a game where one male participant gather's his own penis and testicles together in one hand. By slight compression of the testicles and penis the body parts appear very similar. The object of the game is to have other players guess which is the penis and which is the testicles.

During the Three Ball Monty tournament J.B. injured his penis as a result of extreme compression.

by Whatzizfaceheezsitinrightheer January 19, 2009

Three Finger Bang

When three fingers is used to bang your girlfriend. The thumb for the clit. The point finger for the vagina. The middle finger for the anus. Used for multiple pleasure.

Also known as the Three Legged Dolphin.

Tom: I'm going to three finger bang you so hard.
Cindy: Yeah Tom, you know I love that shit!

by Hansie_kint February 26, 2013

Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

by Creamy white center June 28, 2017

Three fingers up

When someone holds three fingers up in a photo they are saying that they are involved in the ‘
homosexual gang called “Three Gays”

Person 1: Hey did you see Ryan holding three fingers up in his photo?
Person 2: Yeah, I think he’s apart of the homosexual ‘Three Gays’ gang.

by Bangla Toilet Service May 17, 2022