putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

A Guys Thing

An activity only understood, experienced, or done by males, something that appeals only to men.

"Stop talking about cars, thats such a guys thing"

by DifferentDead December 1, 2016

That thing under your pants

just whatever is under there

what is that Thing under your pants

by EskimoGaming December 7, 2016

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

This is the thing!......

Phrase used at the start of a conversation, typically used to force a completely uninterested listener to take notice of an ultra boring verbal onslaught.

This is the thing!...... If the the goverment invested more money in repairing the roads in this community, we would then be able to blah blah blah blah.......

by Johnny illwithit November 14, 2018

Gayest thing

Alex gayballs

Wow that kid Alex is THE GAYEST THING

by Alex gayballs December 6, 2018

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017