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go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER
i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!
by Larry July 29, 2004
mugGet the go read a bookmug.

never cracks a book

an phrase meaning never or rarely reading
"He spends so much time on the computer that he will never cracks a book to pass the time."
by Sean dude May 29, 2008
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booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.
Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.
by ben hardass September 23, 2010
mugGet the booking my facemug.

cheque book racer

A person who throws large sums of money at a car to compensate for their mechanical retardation and lack of driving ability. Generally no clue as to what they are doing whilst usually making out they know everything.
So did you build that car or pay someone to do it for you like a cheque book racer?
by jjj bounce April 1, 2019
mugGet the cheque book racermug.

Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books
by erfan20120 November 4, 2018
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Loud book girl

girls that think they are better than you BECAUSE THEY READ. she talks really fast, and has messy hair.
Person one: oh yea cassie is rlly smart.
Person 2: nah she is a loud book girl
by perry the platipussy November 22, 2021
mugGet the Loud book girlmug.

virtual burn book

referring to the movie "mean girls". the burn book is a book where the main characters page pictures of their classmates and roast the shit out of them with snarky comments or by accusing them of doing weird things. a virtual burn book is a group message in which the girls (or boys) in it spend most of their time sending pictures of other people and gossiping.
-conversation from the virtual burn book-
friend 1- *sends a picture of another girl*
friend 2- Holy crust... she's so trashy.

friend 3- I heard she gave Jake an STD.
by okyeano July 18, 2017
mugGet the virtual burn bookmug.

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